Has some folks in the school system lost their damn minds?
School Has 5 Year Old Sign Anti-Murder/Suicide Contract After Pointing Crayon
The child pointed a crayon and said "pew, pew". I've done the finger gun/ pew pew thing so many times that these people would think I was a mass murderer in the making. This situation is twisted on so many levels. A child cannot enter into a legal contract. Most at that age don't even fully comprehend their ABCs or math let alone the abstract idea of murder or death.
And, really, they're worried about a 5 year old. With a crown. Saying "pew pew". You can't make this up, folks.
This would not have happened 20 years ago.
What Happened, America?